Wash The Car - Ev Cult Experiment
`Wash The Car'
by
The Haymakers
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Which is better - Version A, or Version B?
`Wash The Car' - by The Haymakers (Version A)
`Wash The Car' - by The Haymakers (Version B)
(this version has a verse removed)
See: Evolutionary Culturology A/B Testing Experiments
How Evolutionary Culturology A/B Testing Works
In the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology (Ev Cult), all cultural information — including music — is composed of fractal HOLON/partons (units of culture).

These units exist at every scale level, functioning simultaneously as wholes and parts within nested systems.
Their behavior is governed by the Three Universal Laws of Ev Cult:
Law #1 – Fractal HOLON/partons integrate upward into larger systems on the next scale-level above.
Law #2 – Fractal HOLON/partons co-operate and/or compete sideways with other units on the same scale level.
Law #3 – Fractal HOLON/partons command/control downward/inward, the smaller systems on the scale level below, which are inside them.

Ev Cult A/B testing is a scientific method for evaluating how a single fractal HOLON/parton (unit of culture) influences systemic reception, selection, and transmission.
It works by creating two otherwise-identical versions of a cultural artifact—such as a song—while modifying just one unit: either by changing, adding, or removing it.
These fractal HOLON/partons (units of culture) may exist along either of the two integrated dimensions of a musical work:
Instrumental (non-verbal) fractal HOLON/partons (units of culture) may include:
Articulated sounds → notes → beats → musical lines → motifs/phrases → sections (Intro, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Solo, Outro) → full composition → album/work → genre → domain of music → domain of cultureVocal/lyrical (verbal) fractal HOLON/partons (units of culture) may include:
Phonemes → syllables → words → sung lines → lyrical phrases/motifs → sections (Verse, Chorus, etc.) → complete vocal composition → album/work → lyrical genre → domain of music → domain of culture
Or, as a text-table:
# | SCALE LEVEL (of fractal HOLON/parton) | Instrumental (Non-Verbal) | Vocal/Lyrical (Verbal) |
1 | 13 – Supersystem of Supersystems | Domain of Culture: All cultural systems (e.g., music, language, ethics, tech) | Same: Verbal art and language are subdomains of culture |
2 | 12 – Supersystem | Domain of Music: All musical systems, forms, and traditions | Same: All sung and lyric-based musical traditions |
3 | 11 | Genre: Jazz, Classical, Rock, Ambient, etc. | Rap, Ballad, Protest, Opera, Folk, etc. |
4 | 10 | Album / Work: Album, Score, Symphony, EP | Concept Album, Opera, Libretto |
5 | 9 | Composition (incl. Arrangement): Complete musical work—instrumental arrangement, orchestration, rhythm | Full lyrical composition—lyrics, vocal arrangement, phrasing |
6 | 8 | Section (Song Part): Intro, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Solo, Outro | Same: Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Outro (lyrical units) |
7 | 7 | Line: Musical line or motif fragment | Sung line (typically one complete sentence) |
8 | 6 | Phrase / Motif: Hook, riff, recurring melodic pattern | Lyrical phrase, refrain, poetic motif |
9 | 5 | Note / Word Unit: Individual musical note, pitch step | Word (within a sung line) |
10 | 4 | Rhythmic Unit / Syllable: Beat, time subdivision, rhythmic articulation | Syllable (vocal rhythmic + phonological unit) |
11 | 3 | Articulated Sound / Phoneme: Played sound (struck, bowed, plucked) | Phoneme (vowel/consonant vocal articulation) |
12 | 2 | Timbre / Acoustic Signal: Instrumental waveform + tone color | Vocal waveform + tone quality (e.g., breathy, nasal, vibrato) |
13 | 1 – Subsystem | Physical Signal: Vibrations in air (mechanophysical sound wave) | Same: Physical air vibrations from vocal or instrumental source |
In the case of “Wash the Car” by The Haymakers, two versions of the song are presented as part of an Evolutionary Culturology A/B test:
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Version A has a total runtime of 11 minutes and 15 seconds
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Version B has a runtime of 10 minutes and 38 seconds
...The crucial difference?
Version A includes one additional verse that is omitted in Version B.
The missing lyrical section in Version B is this:
Y’know I’m a Mountain Man, and I just love Mountin: Women
Y’know I’m a Mountain Man, and I just love Mountin: Women
She’ll be comin around the Mountain Man, when she comes, and I ain’t shittin… ya.
(ay… ay? Does she go, ay?)
This difference constitutes a controlled variation at the song-section scale level, where an entire vocal/lyrical fractal HOLON/parton (unit of culture) — a verse — has been removed in Version B.
By isolating this single change between the two otherwise-identical compositions, the experiment allows for empirical observation of how this one unit affects listener reception, emotional response, cultural salience, or aesthetic preference.
This is a textbook example of how Evolutionary Culturology A/B testing operates:
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A single fractal HOLON/parton (unit of culture) is added, removed, or altered
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The modification occurs at a clearly defined scale level (in this case: verse)
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The result enables scientific mapping of how cultural systems evolve based on unit-level changes
In other Ev Cult A/B tests, the altered fractal HOLON/parton (unit of culture) may be a musical phrase, a vocal line, an added verse, or a larger song structure such as a bridge or outro. Regardless of the form, only one unit is manipulated at a time, and always at a specific scale level, enabling causal mapping of its systemic effects.
Unlike pseudoscientific models such as memetics, Evolutionary Culturology does not reduce culture to the imitation of “memes.” Instead, it treats cultural evolution as the structured interaction of nested systems of fractal HOLON/partons (units of culture)—in full alignment with general systems science.
Just as biology comprises nested systems—atoms → molecules → cells → tissues → organs → organisms → superorganisms → species → ecosystems — so too does culture evolve through hierarchically organized information systems...
Likewise, in film we observe: pixels → still frames → shots → scenes → sequences of scenes → acts → complete films → franchises → genres → the domain of cinema;
In literature: letters and punctuation → graphemes → words → phrases → clauses → sentences → paragraphs → chapters → books → literary genres → the domain of written narrative; and in technology: electrons → logic gates → circuits → components → devices → systems → platforms → standards → technological paradigms → the domain of engineered systems.
Evolution acts not just on genes, but on entire systems, and Ev Cult provides the universal framework to model this process empirically across all domains.
To explore more A/B experiments in Ev Cult music, visit: the Ev Cult weblog
And see also: (from: The Ev Cult blog)
- Evolution & Science -themed: Songs !
- Evolution & Science -themed: Movies !
- All Groups are Units, & all Units are Groups ! - (in the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology)
- Q&A with: The EthiSizer AI Global Governor
- Evolutionary Economics & Evolutionary Culturology
- So-called "Cultural Attractors" & the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- Some Surprising Predictions of the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- Ev Cult Exercises (from the textbook: Elements of Evolutionary Culturology, 02023)
- Ev Cult Case Study: Popper's metaphors (& analogies & similes) in `ALiPS' (01999)
- Ev Cult Case Study: Transmedia Popper
- Ev Cult Case Study: `Monkey Boy' (a song, as a unit of culture; a fractal HOLON/parton)
- On the Communication & Creative Industries (the meta-meta-science of Ev Cult applies universally to all Domains in culture)
- Listicle: Some Ev Cult Articles, Books, Papers, Videos, Conference Presentations, etc.
- Ev Cult Article: `Plotting Profitable Pictures - or - High-R.o.I. Movies, versus `The Slaughterhouse of Cinema'
- 115 Dimensions of a Novel, in the scientific meta-meta-discipline (or, meta-meta-science) of Evolutionary Culturology
- Ev Cult Case Study: `Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of the novel "Middlemarch"'
- Ev Cult Case Study: Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of the novel "Moby-Dick"'
- Ev Cult Case Study: Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of the novel "Lolita"'
- Ev Cult Case Study: Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of the novel "The Brothers Karamazov"'
- On the Evolution of Spacing and Punctuation in Textual Communication: An Evolutionary Culturology Analysis
- 130 Dimensions of a Film, in the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of the Harry Potter movies
- Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of the Star Wars movies
- 50+ Dimensions of a Song, via the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
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- 63 Dimensions of a Poem, in Evolutionary Culturology
- Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of "Sonnet 18" (Shakespeare)
- Ev Cult Case Study: `Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'
- Ev Cult Case Study: The Temple of Nature (1803) and The Origin of Species (1859)
- Listicle: Some Open Problems in the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- On The 4 Forms of Capital (Bourdieu 1983) & Evolutionary Culturology's 15 Forms of Capital
- 30+ Cultural Evolution books reviewed, in the new light of the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- Teaching `Darwin Down Under - The Playbook' - Lesson Plans
- Another Compilation of Ev Cult Videos
- A Short Course in Evolutionary Culturology
- The Evolutionary Roles of Narrative: Examining 10 Positive, and 10 Negative Functions/Purposes/Uses of Story, via the Evolutionary Culturology meta-meta-scientific Lens
- On the Origin of Domains in Culture
- The Evolutionary Culturology Meta-meta-Scientific Worldview
- Science is now too complex. Let’s make it simpler.
- 201 Dimensions of a Videogame, in the meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of the Videogame "Bioshock" (2007)'
- Unifying Culture Through Evolutionary Culturology: A Meta-meta-Scientific Analysis of Shakespeare's play "Hamlet"'
- The 6E Essay: An Essay on Existential Catastrophe, Effective Altruism, The EthiSizer, & Everyone* (*Even... YOU)
- AI-Adventures in Ev Cult with the ChatsGPT (Part 1)
- Using ChatGPT-4 as a Classifier, for Ev Cult's 4-part Taxonomy of Units of Culture
- Teaching the new meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology to: ChatsGPT 3.5 & 4 (or: How Many Levels Deep is: Culture?) [P.S. The Answer = 18 levels deep]
- Schools of Thought - ...an Update, by ChatsGPT 3.5 & 4
- GPT-3 Helps Me Write An Essay, & Accidentally Gets Itself Schooled on Ev Cult
- Creativity Interview with: ChatsGPT 3.5, & 4
- 100+ WAYS TO CLASSIFY/TAXONOMIZE DOMAINS (& SUB-DOMAINS, & SUB-SUB-DOMAINS, etc.) IN CULTURE – A Table, (thanks to Ev Cult)
- Combinatorial Creativity (& Major Evolutionary Transitions) Table #1 & #2 - via Evolutionary Culturology
- ChatGPT teaches you the units (the fractal HOLON/partons) in any Domain in culture
- The 9 Ps of Creativity with ChatGPT
- A List of 30 (Thirty) Culture & Biology Taxonomy Items (via Ev Cult)
- Finding the Metaphor, in narrative construction (A list of: 100 Personal Problems, and related Metaphors) - and all thanks to Ev Cult
- A meta-meta-Scientific Table of fractal HOLON/partons (units/systems, on different scale-levels), from: Multiverses, down to Quarks (The Ev Cult meta-meta-scientific paradigm, as a handy Table)
- A Table of 10 Types of Systems (fractal HOLON/partons) with 300+ examples - via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- A Table of 100+ Types of Hierarchies (including also: fractal HOLARCHY/partarchies) via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- Tables of `Song, Movie, TV show, Book, Plant, Animal, Car, & House - units & scale-levels (fractal HOLON/partons)' via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- The f(H/p)C Value Formula - [fractal (HOLON/parton) Complexity Value formula] - via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology (Warning: contains: Mathematics)
- Aniximander's {NXEmander's} views on Ev Cult: The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- An Ev Cult Analysis of: An Aesop's Fable - "The Tortoise and the Hare"
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- Point, Line, Surface, Solid, (etc.) - via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
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- Unique Abilities of Different Communication Media Channels - via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- 20 Famous Literary Works, and Their Ancestors - via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
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- The Grand Ecosystem of Meta-Meta-Science - via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- Ev Cult's Ecosystem of Universal Knowledge - via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology
- Evolutionary Culturology: Bridging the Divides in Human Understanding ~ An Essay by The EthiSizer
- Evolutionary: Everything - A Journey through the Multiverse, via the Unifying Power of Evolution (via The meta-meta-science of Evolutionary Culturology)
- "The Unity of Consciousness, via Ev Cult - On the fractal nature of Consciousness: A New Perspective, through the lens of Evolutionary Culturology"
- Keep Calm & Do Ev Cult ~ An Essay by The EthiSizer AI
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